We’ve just arrived back from a trip to Oxford. Keywords: hot, sweaty, Caterham Super-7, bruises, Ferrari, donut, dust, colleges, walking, fun, stressful driving, wasps.

I took 231 photos and it’s likely a few of those photos will show up right here. Watch this space. In the meantime, for today there’s one inspired by Derek. Ah, the things you’re blissfully unaware of when living in Europe…