Sail is in town again. I’m not sure what the attraction is, to be honest. Throngs of people mill about armed with a sudden interest in all sorts of boats. These are the same people who’ve never been on a sailboat in their life. The same people who, if they got the chance, would go on a speedboat instead, put up a massive wake, and annoy the shit out of all the people on proper boats.

I can muster about as much excitement as this kid could, on the ferry towards Sail.