We knew from the start it wouldn’t last forever. As the months passed and we learned more about each other it became clear that one day I’d reach the limit of your abilities and grow tired of you, move on to something a little younger, a little higher class. We’ll always have our history and 10.000+ photos. We’ll always be friends, and I’ll still take you out every once in a while, dress you up with the things that fit only you (that Lensbaby was made for you, honey). But please… I need you to know things won’t be the same from now on. They just can’t be. Not with… my new 5D.

And you gotta admit… she’s a knockout. Right?